“We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their actions.”
“I’d probably lose my balls if they weren’t in a bag.”
"The axe forgets but the tree remembers."
“Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.”
"If everyone you meet is an asshole, you're the asshole."
"Don’t set yourself on fire to keep others warm."
“You’ll be okay.”
"It’s better to lose a minute in your life than to lose your life in a minute."
"Raise your kids so you can spoil your grandkids, because if you spoil your kids you’ll end up raising your grandkids."
“One of the greatest tragedies in life is that you will be loved more than you’ll ever know.”
"The healthy wear a crown that only the sick can see."
"Nothing is made better by panicking."
"You have two ears and one mouth, use them in that ratio."
"Just because you can doesn’t mean you should."
"Nobody cares about the truth when the lie’s more entertaining."
"Every action you take is a vote for the person you want to become."
"People’s opinion of you is none of your business."
"It doesn't matter who left the barn door open, just go get the horse."
“Not everyone you fight is your enemy, and not everyone who is nice to you is your friend.”
"The less you know, the more you believe."
"Share results rather than plans."
"Let them go. Act as if you never knew them. Because in reality, you didn't."
"Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level & beat you with experience."
"Believe them when they show you who they are."
"Better to be silent and thought a fool rather than opening your mouth and removing all doubt."
"Measure twice. Cut once."
"Treat everyone fairly, not equally."
"Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly."
"Buy cheap buy twice."
"If the devil's trying to get you, that means he doesn't have you yet."
"Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."
"Smart isn't a measure of intelligence; Smart is knowing you're intelligent and doing something with it."
"No Matter What You Do, I Will Always Love You."
"Wealth isn't how much money you have, it's what you have to sell when the money runs out."
"Better out than in."
"Righty Tighty Lefty Loosey."
"Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance."
“Luck is when opportunity meets preparation.”